Don King helps The Pope with his victory tour; Woody Allen discusses love and death with Fred; the former U.S. Presid...

Ronald Reagan parachutes into D.C. Follies to hear Woody Allen's paranoia about becoming a father. Martin Mull has tr...

Unhappy with low ratings, Dan Rather searches for a new image for the evening news. Mikhail Gorbachev arrives at D.C....

Prison escapee Sean Penn comes to DC Follies, where Fred and the rest of gang are preparing for the upcoming annual s...

Prince Charles comes to DC Follies, where he tries to win back his wife, Princess Diana. Ollie North has a new scam u...

Caught up in the presidential campaign, Fred has a nightmare about zombie politicians. Mr. Rodgers broadcasts his sho...

John Madden gives Fred a mechanical bull for the bar. Gerald Ford tries to ride it but gets thrown off head first int...

George Bush brainstorms for ways to get Reagan out of office. He tries to hypnotize the president but it backfires an...

Fred inherits a large sum of money which he invests on the advice of Richard Nixon. Needless to say, he loses all his...

While riding in a limousine, Reagan and Gorbachev are harassed by Sam Donaldson. Back at D.C. Follies, Nixon plans a ...

John Madden gives a play-by-play of the events leading up to the summit. Sam Donaldson practices his menacing approac...

Barbara Walters, Sam Donaldson, Ted Kopel and Dan Rather do a song and dance about the news media. Woody Allen reveal...

Santa Claus is confirmed to be real and he makes an appearance at D.C. Follies to hear everyone's Christmas wishes. R...

It's New Years Eve and everyone is making their resolutions. Fred feels he is becoming a doormat for his customers an...

It's Richard Nixon's birthday and the gang at D.C. Follies give him a roast. Bob Hope, Rodney Dangerfield and all the...

Famous astrologer, Joyce Jillson, sets up shop at D.C. Follies to predict the future. She predicts Jane Fonda will be...

Lee Iacocca moves his Chrysler plant to outer space to avoid union problems on Earth. Barbara Streisand directs a mov...

The Redskins vs. the Broncos in the Super Bowl. Dick Butkus is at D.C. Follies to host the pre-game show. He gives Fr...

Admiral Koop enlists the help of Sean Penn to campaign against smoking. They catch up with Rodney Dangerfield on an a...

The show opens with Donaldson, Kennedy, Iacocca and Koch playing a round of "Political Jeopardy." Back at D.C. Follie...

Lee Iacocca becomes Lee Ayatollah, opens a Chrysler plant in Iran and is bombed by U.S. Tankers. Back at D.C. Follies...

Rona Barret is on hand at the Grammys to introduce the arriving celebrities, while Whoopi Goldberg presents a Grammy ...

Jimmy the Greek explains to Fred how TV evangelists are different from other people. Sylvester Stallone is worried ab...

Having been campaigning in the south for so long, the presidential candidates find themselves selected for jury duty....

George Burns sends Swaggert to "D.C. Follies", to repent for sinning. Waldheim appears through the secret passageway ...

Reluctant to go to school, Danny Quayle wishes he was "BIG" and pals around with George Bush and his running mate. An...

The old "Nixon wit" helps keep him occupied when he gets locked in the basement with the missing Watergate tapes. Mot...

Bush learns how to charge away the deficit problems after watching Gorbi abuse his Russian Express Card. Nixon tries ...

Just when Dukakis thought that his White House career would never become a reality, he lands a job as Bush's chauffeu...

In an attempt to tackle the high national debt left by the Reagan administration, Bush turns to the "Cozfather" to as...

Dan Quayle heads to D.C. Follies after trying to play hooky from work. Reagan's failing memory serves as an obstacle ...

Much to his surprise, Bush signs a nuclear freeze treaty with the Soviets when Gorbachev pretends to be a talking car...

Nixon's benevolent disposition becomes evident when he decides to give profits from his book to charity. Chess has ne...

Geraldo's evidence from home movies of famous people proves that they were indeed once babies. Quayle's homemade auto...

Mort takes on the role of Professor Higgins as he tries to tame Margaret Thatcher. Ted Kennedy's life as a bachelor i...

Dan Quayle takes a joy ride in the presidential limo while Bush is out of town. Mort translates Bush's speech for the...

While out on Dingy I, Bush is saved from sharks that are afraid to have Quayle as president. Arafat joins the homeles...

Gorbi gives King Kong a run for his money with his performance atop the Empire State Building. Harry Anderson's quick...

As Chief U.S. Delegate, Joan Rivers displays her sharp tongue with Gorbi and Thatcher. Arafat offers a new outlook on...

Thanks to Fred, Leslie Nielsen stops by the bar to tell the story of his big break and picks up gifts from all. In se...

Khomeni's scheme to kidnap Vice-President Quayle backfires when he finds himself begging the U.S. to take Dan back. N...

Nixon fantasizes a romantic weekend on the Riviera with Bo Derek, when in actuality he robbed her hotel room. Arafat ...

Ford's plan to go back to school to play football comes to an end when his agent, Nixon, is caught with foul play. Do...

While visiting D.C. Follies, Yakov Smirnoff makes amends with Gorbi and they perform a segment from the "Yaki and Mik...

Spielberg is living proof that once a director...always a director when Fred asks him to take a snapshot for him. Hol...