Simon’s life is a tragedy. He’s attracted to his dad’s fiancée, the stripper he just slept with is actually a real po...

Susan’s convinced Simon has a thing for women with authority. He’s determined to prove her wrong, even though his new...

Maggie’s upset that Simon was clearly so embarrassed of her when she met his friends, so she stops returning his call...

Simon’s terrified his sex life is deteriorating when he and Maggie go for a few days without any action, and he feels...

The students lock Simon and Jenny in the stationery cupboard, where sexual tension gets the better of them. Spurred o...

It’s open evening, and Susan’s husband turns up angrily demanding she accompany him to his work dinner. When she stor...

Pornography with teachers’ faces superimposed on it has been doing the rounds, including a delightful depiction of Si...

Simon has his big interview, and finds out if he can keep his job. Liz can’t wait to tell everyone about Kurt’s secre...