JP believes it is Christmas in the middle of March, and so to humour him, the other Pets decide to hold the event. Un...

After a wild party, a hungover Hamish is told by JP and Trevor that he had sex with Davina while he was drunk, and th...

Trevor has an unreachable itch on his back, which the other Pets refuse to scratch. Frustrated, he decides to use an ...

Hamish discovers that Trevor has placed a poor bet in his name with money borrowed from a violent, psychopathic crimi...

Hamish finds himself being held in an excessively long queue on the phone in his attempt to make a call.

In a parody of Sherlock Holmes, Trevor tells JP the story of his Victorian ancestor; a detective who discovered the i...

When an archangel unblocks the downstairs toilet, Hamish insists the house become religious as an act of respect.

While watching a television documentary about John F. Kennedy, the Pets' power supply is cut off. Cue a flashback to ...

After suffering from constipation for fourteen months, Hamish reluctantly tries Trevor's suggestion of eating a pair ...

Trevor dies after choking on a fishbone. Later, however, all of the other Pets are able to see him as a ghost.

JP holds a Halloween party in the living room. Meanwhile, Hamish attempts to cryogenically freeze himself, in order t...

Hamish goes over the edge and holds JP hostage, much to the bewilderment of Davina and Trevor, who are forced to nego...

When Trevor finds a suitcase full of money under the floorboards, he and Hamish conspire to kill Davina and JP and ke...