Cannon and Ball star as security guards Trevor and Bernard at the Margaret Thatcher Plaza shopping centre Trevor Purvis and his senior, Bernard Cooney, are security guards at the Margaret Thatcher Plaza shopping precinct. Whilst Bernard is eager to just get on and get the shift completed, Purvis is a little more casual with his use of company time.
Air Date: 1991-07-15
Working the night shift, Bernard Cooney and Trevor Purvis are ambushed and held hostage by a gang of masked robbers.
Air Date: 1991-07-22
When he finds that the end of a film he's watching on video has been recorded over, Purvis is particularly anxious to...
Air Date: 1991-07-29
On a particularly cold night, a homeless ex-soldier begs five minutes in the warmth of the security office.
Air Date: 1991-08-05
It's Bernard's birthday and it seems that both his wife and his supposed 'friend' have forgotten. When he catches sai...
Air Date: 1991-08-12
The company is undergoing substantial modernisation: compulsory redundancy of 'senior' staff, offices repainted in li...
Air Date: 1991-08-19
After reading 'The Ecstasy of Sex', Bernard is looking forward to romancing his wife with an expensive meal and night...