You'll understand Martin's disturbed look once you find out what staff scientist Perry did with Marty's precious Virt...

It's only the second episode and ""Unscrewed"" is already bringing out the barely dressed beach babes. Wait till you ...

Rael, spiritual leader of the Raelians, is the byproduct of a romantic tryst between a human woman (mom) and a lusty ...

On tonight's oral-theme episode of ""Unscrewed,"" Martin travels through time with a deranged dentist and gets busine...

Now we're getting somewhere. Monday's episode of ""Unscrewed"" promises to be the best yet, with not one but two mind...

Major Ed Dames puts the ESP in espionage. For years, Dames worked as a remote viewer for the US government, tracking ...

No, Gillian Anderson has never starred in an adult film alongside a goat. Those images you downloaded from KaZaA are ...

Of all the television seasons during which the world can end, why does it have to be this one? ""Unscrewed"" is just ...

Scott Herriott is back. And he's pissed. OK, he's not exactly pissed, but he's sort of grumpy. Grumpy like a fox! Fin...

Last summer's blockbuster thriller ""Signs"" made crop circles a household name, though it did little to ease the dif...

Maddox fans, prepare to soil yourselves. The creator of The Best Page in the Universe will be on tonight's show to te...

Tonight marks the first installment of ""Dear Blog,"" a recurring feature in which Martin poetically recites passages...

""Unscrewed"" has a kung-fu death grip on the pulse of the American music scene. Our industry insiders tell us that w...

Prepare yourselves for the most outlandish ""Unscrewed"" episode to date. On Tuesday's program, Pastor Jack J. Stahl ...

Hosting a late-night TV show on a channel with instant name recognition like TechTV can be dangerous work. The mobbin...

Tonight, Marty plays matchmaker as he scours the 'Unscrewed' Personals for a suitable mate for the lovely, and inexpl...

Never before has so much evil been packed into one television program. On Monday's show the ""Dark Tipper,"" Kevin Ro...

If the execs of ""The Flintstones"" can pat themselves on the back for showing the first married couple sleeping in t...

Harold Ivey is our type of old-timer. This 70-plus Southern gentleman spends his days wrapped in handmade, skin-tight...

You may want to rewind that garbled message that's on your answering machine. It's possible that it's more than just ...

Despite what some of you seem to suggest with your email, phone calls, message board posts, petitions, picket lines, ...

A late-night talk show isn't a late-night talk show until somebody eats bugs. On Tuesday's show, ""Unscrewed"" gets i...

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Tonight, Martin meets his biggest fan, Dave Rich. (We're still trying to verify if this is...

In order for a late-night show to be deemed ""legitimate,"" it must delve into the strange and inexplicable. Tonight,...

It's a weird, weird world out there. Why, even as I type these lines, aliens are infiltrating the minds of innocent p...

Smoke 'em if you got 'em. But that's not as easy as it sounds. With the laws ever-changing, it's getting harder to li...

What do you get when you combine two tough and tiny midget wrestlers, one sneaky tip for scoring free Internet access...

A lot of you ask what Laura does to maintain her terrific body. Besides her normal meal of cigarettes and ice cubes, ...

You've seen the poster in Mulder's office, right? The one of the UFO and the caption ""I Want to Believe""? Well, if ...

Go to your closet and start digging through your home videos. No, not the ones of your family vacation to see Paul Bu...

Remember the good old days of the Internet? When just logging on via your 14.4 modem promised a plethora of crappy an...

Remember the scene from ""Poltergeist"" where the clown disappeared from the chair only to end up under the bed? If t...

Growing up as a kid today has got to be the best thing ever. Beside the advent of TiVo and MP3 players, there are so ...

It isn't often that one feels sorry for Martin, but this is one of those rare times. Just last week, he made a sequin...

In every long-term intimate relationship there comes a time when the fireworks start to fizzle. You can fake it for a...

Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we're talking about dream jobs. No, not Playboy photographer or Jack Daniels taste tester. W...

You know what this world needs more of? Conspiracy theories and hairy women. Lucky for you, we at ""Unscrewed"" are h...

On tonight's show we're showing you our very own version of extreme dating. First, we take the socially challenged ho...

Usually this space would contain a paragraph or two heralding the highlights of tonight's show and encouraging you to...

Hasn't technology done wonderful things for relationships? Now, instead of heading out to your local watering hole an...

Have you ever tried something different -- something kinky -- in bed with your special lady without asking her first,...

Television is a demanding business. You're pretty much told what to do and when to do it. Take our resident Ghost Hun...

The RIAA has made itself clear. Stop the downloading, or else. Well, if the RIAA was forced to make a living on the p...

Don't you hate it when you come home from a hard day of panhandling only to find your spouse has packed up her things...

Don't you hate it when you're sitting on the can trying to ""take care of business,"" but you can't, 'cause someone i...

Tonight's show is destined to get a little out of control. In fact, we'll be surprised if Martin can make it through ...

Only in America can we force a recall for a governor, and only in America can someone like Martin get his own TV show...

You've all looked at porn. We can tell just by looking at traffic reports from the ""Girls Gone Wired"" galleries. Th...

You're sitting in front of Starbucks enjoying a venti caramel macciato with soy milk (Martin's favorite), and out of ...

It seems it's getting harder and harder to watch porn. They've closed just about all the X-rated movie houses. Porn h...

I'm sure many of you are still virgins, and that's OK. But if you haven't done the deed by age 22, you may want to tu...

We know. It's hard to believe the American government would withhold information from its citizens. But when it comes...

As you may have guessed from watching Martin, hosting your own TV show ain't easy. Which is why we've developed such ...

Ever since the RIAA decided to fine people for taking what ""doesn't belong to them,"" downloading music has become a...

What is it about a tan that makes people look better? Tans give even ugly people a certain sexual attractiveness. It'...

Do you lie awake at night wondering what your future holds? Same thing happens to Martin -- only, he's usually half-c...

Tonight's show is for the latent gear-head in all of us. Do you swoon over tricked-out speedsters? Does horsepower ge...

If you're a Bill-Gates-hating, Xbox-playing, Tolkien-reading, big-government-fearing creature of the night, you're go...

Guns and girls go together like ice cream and apple pie, don't they? Which is why we're such big fans of Nolan Conley...

One of the best things about working in television is the tremendous opportunity for intern abuse. We can force them ...

I've never understood men's obsession with women wrestlers. OK, so you put two attractive girls in bikinis and you wa...

Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we're going to show you how you can score a piece of ass! No, not like that. Sheesh, you pe...

Tonight on ""Unscrewed,"" Laura takes her shirt off. There's more to it than that, of course. It's a gesture of soli...

Many people seem to be laboring under the false impression that making an X-rated movie is easy. Sure, the lighting i...

It's our very first Halloween here on ""Unscrewed,"" and we're determined to make it ghoulishly good for the whole fa...

Do you know what makes tonight's episode of ""Unscrewed"" unique? No, it's not the opportunity to see Marty and his s...

Tonight, ""Unscrewed"" brings together the undisputed King of Smut with the unproven Lackey of Late-Night Television....

Tonight's show is all about exhibitionists and voyeurs. If you like to watch, if you like to be watched, if you like ...

If you're a pet owner, you're familiar with this problem. Your pet is fed. Your pet has been taken to the appropriate...

Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we show you how to make it big using that glorious American tradition, the frivolous lawsuit...

Tonight we take a walk down ""Unscrewed"" memory lane when we invite back the very first guest ever to appear on the ...

We get a tremendous amount of email here at ""Unscrewed,"" and a significant portion of it seems to suggest that Mart...

From exposing secret societies to casting light on the plight of the modern-day waitress, ""Unscrewed"" is the Upton ...

A computer is very nearly the ideal companion. It provides entertainment in the form of games, videos, and articles. ...

Let's say you've achieved some moderate degree of success in your life. You have a career you enjoy, a solid group of...

The Internet is an amazing place. Not only does it let you view tons of free pornography with the assumption of compl...

Rarely are you offered the opportunity to sharpen and dull your mind in the same half-hour of television. Well, tonig...

""Unscrewed"" basks in the panoply of the Internet like a booze hound who won't drink the same thing twice. Tonight w...

Well, a lot's been happenin' 'round the ol' Internet. Seems like Paris Hilton has been a bit of a skank. If you ask l...

The world is a torrent of mystery and duplicity. The good people of earth are besieged from all angles. Strife, both ...

Well, it's come to this. We're kidnapping people. I thought that extortion would be the first real law we broke, but ...

Man is a funky beast. The intricacies of our species are like a toboggan ride that's missing the driver, careening do...

As the old saying goes, those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. Well, if tonight's guests are any indicato...

Oh, the yuletide glee. It's the holiday season again, and we're getting damn festive around here. Marty got so hopped...

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