Ned goes to the pet store, hoping to buy an elephant, but all he can afford is a listless newt he called "Newton" who...

Ned has a crush on the girl across the street, Linda Bliss, but can't talk to her. Newton tries to get her attention ...

Ned's class are making small floats for the annual Friendly Day Parade, and Newton wants to help. He ends up making a...

Ned's tattletale cousin Renfrew comes to visit. He destroys most of Ned's toys and repeatedly tells on Ned. Newton de...

Ned's father gives Ned a vintage "Captain Ocelot" action figure after his son takes an interest in the show. Ned's mo...

Ned's mother wants a 35 carat "Goldina" ring for her birthday, but Newton just insists it's a "cheap replica" of a sa...

Ned is sent to the grocery store to get a can of tomato paste, but Newton instead suggests they go to Mars, thinking ...

Ned wants to impress Linda at the school dance, but the town showoff, Rusty McCabe, also wants to impress Linda, and ...

Ned starts a paper route to save up money for a bike, but Newton has more ambitious plans for him. He turns Ned's pap...

Ned and Linda go on a date to the circus, after Newton accidentally sells Ned's parents' car to raise the $5 ticket p...

After a fun weekend, Ned says he can't wait for the next one. This gives Newton the idea to build a time machine out ...

Ned attends Boy Scout camp, and Newton notices that the other scouts have more merit badges than Ned. Ned doesn't car...

The company that manufactures Zippo Newt Food has changed the formula, which leaves Newton unable to control his morp...

In another attempt to get closer to Linda, Ned plans to audition for a school production of "Little Red Riding Hood"....

Ned has been watching too many monster movies, and when he's left in the house alone, he's paranoid that there are mo...

Ned's father opened a new bank account for Ned, after finding all the change around Ned's room. To Ned's horror, howe...

After watching too much television, Newton gets the idea to improve Ned's life with all the things featured in the va...

Ned's family is on a long, boring car trip, with only a "Vehicle Bingo" game to pass the time. Ned's parents accident...

Local hero Gus Gingrich has held the world's record for "Most Pants Worn at Once" since 1959, until a man in Germany ...

Ned is on a dull field trip at the Friendly Falls Museum of Dusty Old Things, and has to fill out a worksheet of ques...

Rusty McCabe has built a secret clubhouse that he won't let Ned in, so in response, he makes his own secret club in a...

Ned's friend Doogle has a pet dog, an obese, listless dog named Lummox. Doogle, when overhearing his parents talking ...

Newton has been acting stranger than usual, and when Ned takes him to see the veterinarian, Newton professes that he ...

Ned has been entered into a track and field day at school, but he's not happy about it, since Rusty McCabe always win...

Ned's parents have the flu, and want Ned to do the day's chores. Newton tries to help, to get them done faster, but h...

The local mall is holding a contest where the first person to guess how many jellybeans are in a jar will win a driva...