Downsizing at the airport forces Hilton to retire.

Hilton feels cheated that his company laid him off without even a goodbye party, but Ruthie tells him he's being chil...

To wrest control of his block from lowlifes (like the burglars who targeted him), Hilton forms a neighborhood-watch p...

The airline company that dismissed Hilton is now rehiring, and he's fired up to go back to work. But his impatience a...

Hilton is shocked to find out that an antique store where he has a new job is really a front for illegal activity: a ...

Deceit weaves a tangled web around Hilton, who tells ""one little lie"" and then, to keep up the ruse, finds that he ...

Griffin is helping Hilton fix the bathroom door when Wendy arrives very upset and looking for Pauline, her godmother....

Hilton's cousin Earl has secretly checked himself into the hospital for a colonoscopy procedure, not telling his wife...

Hilton has to keep a naked lady in his bathroom a secret. Hilton was too embarrassed even to look at Monica, the nude...

When Hilton and Griffin attend a Nets/Magic professional basketball game, Hilton has the lucky ticket and gets the ch...

Although Hilton thinks he's going to fight crime in his new job as a security guard, he ends up as a glorified door...

Due to a hospital mix-up, Hilton gets the colonoscopy that was meant for his cousin. When Hilton's cousin, Earl Lucas...

After Hilton realizes that his life insurance was affected when his company was downsized, he applies for a different...

In a White House public relations move, Hilton is chosen as the ideal ""common man"" to dine with the president. When...

When Hilton's friend Bradshaw, the down mattress and bedding ""king"", confides to Hilton that his business is in a b...

After Griffin and Erica attend their high school reunion, Griffin realizes that their relationship is going nowhere a...

It's Valentine's Day, and when Hilton realizes that he has bought Ruth a scarf that she already has, it's back to the...

When Hilton and Ruth return to the blizzard-like conditions of New York City, after visiting friends in sunny Florida...

Thirty years after their plans for a formal wedding at an elegant hall had to be cancelled, Hilton and Ruth celebra...

When Ruth and Pauline ""just happen"" to spot a used pregnancy test in Erica's garbage and then ""just happen"" to se...

Pressed by Ruth to address his ""unusual behavior,"" Hilton enters group therapy. Bad idea. Now he misbehaves by coun...

When Ruth's high school friend Charlene comes to town for a visit during her worldwide singing tour, she gives Ruth t...

A befuddled old gent from the neighborhood stops by Hilton's to borrow a video cassette and, as fate would have it, w...

Erica brings Julius, her boyfriend of three months who stars in a kids' TV show, home to meet Hilton and Ruth; Hilton...

Hilton tries to convince the Social Security Administration that he is not dead.