Freshman Dorothy Castlemore is not having a good day. A fresh black eye, a douchey mortal enemy getting in her way an...

Dorothy has decided which sororities, er, sorority she's going to pledge and makes some unwise choices. Unwise? Unwise.

Dorothy has made some…interesting new friends. Although their sorority skills are great, they have a lot to learn abo...

Meet Dorothy's new boy. And his baggage.

Dorothy is a shoe-in for a bid to MST. Or so she thought. Oh sweet summer child.

How do you solve a problem like Dorothy-Blob? How do you catch a cloud and use it to cheer up your friend who is in t...

What could go wrong at a sleepover? Seriously, trust an Episode Description Writer, this will just be happy fun times!

Okay...sooo I, your humble Episode Description Writer, was wrong about the last episode. I apologize. But, I bet ther...

The gang return from the union meeting and recap their pear-ilous confrontation.

Miller and Dorothy forget the camera is on. A lot. Plus, the girls meet Miller for the first time and at least one te...

Alex and Miller work through the drama of their shared past the best way possible - in front of everyone and a camera...

Despite some tensions, the group goes on a mission to plant a bug in Rick's office. Meanwhile, Alex opens up to the I...

There is a party. And foam swords! There are heart-to-hearts. And foam swords!!! There is dancing. AND FOAM SWORDS! ....

Everyone makes smart choices and nothing goes wrong! Is what I would write if I were writing this episode description...

Can I tell you a story? It's about 4 friends: Schmorthy, Schmortia, Schmariana & Schmiller. Once upon a time they...

Blaster toys solve all problems right? Right? Well, Dorothy & Co. seem to think so. And maybe if we all believe h...

Dorothy, Ariana, Miller & Portia. Or as I sometimes call them: DAMP. No. NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAMP! DAMP STOP I...

Sigh. Let's be honest. Our heroes have gone off the rails. And there's nothing you or I can do about it. Excuse me wh...

This was an emotional roller coaster. I need to go lie down. You go ahead without me. I'll meet you at the next episode.

Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights? (Hey, who turned the ...

Wow. This episode has everything. A new location. French accents. Dramatic poses. People rolling around on furniture....

I don't know if any of you read these…or even know I exist. But I'm kinda sad. I thought now that our main characters...

This episode is so long and so much happens in it, I don't even know where to BEGIN to describe it. Which I would nor...

Right! Sorry about last week's description! We're going to turn things around and make these description boxes back i...

An excited Dorothy becomes a Mu Sigma Theta pledge! (I don't think this is working!) And spends some time with Connie...

Dorothy furiously tries to set things right after Connie's private photos are leaked. I've decided that I'm going to ...

Dorothy tries to stop Connie from leaving! They just sent me my next assignment. It means I'll be leaving soon too. B...

Dorothy and the Mu Sigma Theta sisters begin Operation REMSTCIATISADCWSFAVBAPBP by throwing a fundraiser to raise eno...

The girls try to stop Rochefort & the union from wrecking their fundraiser before they run out of Time. (ง'̀-'́)ง

It's time to say goodbye to Connie. And to Episode Description Writer 251214. They have already been relocated. We ap...