After thirty years, Maria finally tells Sal the truth - she was a virgin when she found out she was pregnant with him...

When he tries to help a neighborhood kid deal with his bully, Sal realizes that being a good person is anything but e...

When Sal finds out that his crush Nicole is being evicted because she works at a Rub n' Tug, he vows to help her. Mea...

Father Luke sends Sal to an out of town public speaking course - Jesus was a great orator, and Sal will be too. Meanw...

Sal gets a surprise visit from a woman claiming he's the father of her baby. Meanwhile, Maria kisses her sister's hus...

When Vince tells Sal he has to bring his miserable Uncle Harold to his surprise party, Sal tags along in the hopes of...

Vince is hit by a car, Maria finds out she has a lump on her breast, and Sal comes face-to-face with a crazy man who ...

Done with being the Second Coming, and still reeling from Maria's lump, Sal just wants a normal life, that is until h...